February 2012
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 16th
January 2012
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Jan 31st
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December 2011
13 posts
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Am I the only person who hates Christmas? It’s just constantly disappointing.
Dec 25th
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Watching I love you Phillip Morris
Because fuck christmas. Jim carrey is better.
Dec 25th
Dec 24th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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Can we talk about this?
http://imgur.com/a/y0Npy#0 I had to read this like 3 times. At first it’s just weird and creepy, then you actually start to read it and understand, and it’s still fucking weird but amazing.
Dec 8th
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Dec 8th
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Dec 8th
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Dec 8th
6 notes
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Dec 5th
Putting up ornaments at meta’s grandma’s house. Take that lauren.
Dec 3rd
Dan Harmon Poops: Crucial Update on my Bodily... →
danharmon: I have, physically, had worse and better 2:30 AMs than this. I haven’t seen that recent Planet of the Apes movie but based on the descriptions I’ve heard, its third act is unfolding in my abdomen. I feel like I accidentally swallowed an entire very put-upon chimp with zero tolerance for captivity…
Dec 3rd
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November 2011
11 posts
Nov 29th
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Nov 18th
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Nov 18th
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Nov 10th
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Nov 8th
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Nov 8th
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Nov 5th
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whenlifeslipsyouaseeley asked: I would be too if I schooled someone who thought they had the upperhand and jumped me.
Nov 5th
whenlifeslipsyouaseeley asked: Your mom actually didn't start anything. She was defending herself. Someone jumped her for no reason other than she was trying to put a stop to another fight. If she didn't fight back she would've been hurt.
Nov 5th
Nov 5th
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Got into a bar fight tonight with my Big.
whenlifeslipsyouaseeley: we owned.  don’t fuck with our friends. p.s. it was apparently a Hells Angels bar brawl. We helped put a fuckin’ stop to it. we’re awesome.   People wonder why I hate my mum, it’s because of this. She thinks she’s so fucking young and that a fucking bar fight is awesome. She’s 52 years old. Not 20. She’s wasting money at the bar when i have...
Nov 5th
October 2011
15 posts
Make whole grain rice with tomatoes, spinach, and...
Too healthy. fill it with chicken, BBQ sauce, salt, and garlic.
Oct 29th
1 tag
So the voice for the girl in all dogs go to heaven
Is also the voice for ducky in land before time. She was also only like 4 feet tall. Also, when she was ten years old her father shot her mother, then her, then himself. No lie.
Oct 29th
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Definitely not watching all dogs go to heaven.
Oct 29th
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Oct 28th
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Oct 28th
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Oct 27th
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Oct 20th
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Oct 15th
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When someone use my computer and tries to look at... →
heresyourfirststep: LMFAO This gif is killing me.
Oct 14th
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Oct 14th
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Oct 14th
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Oct 13th
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Oct 13th
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Oct 4th
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Oct 2nd
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September 2011
33 posts
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Sep 30th
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Sep 28th
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Sep 27th
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Sep 26th
Sep 26th
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Sep 22nd
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